Long story short
If your face isn’t taking up half the profile circle, mobile users literally can’t see you.
Make awkward digital eye contact in your photo; it actually makes people trust you more.
You have exactly 45 chars in your headline to explain what you do before getting cut.
Stop using confusing corporate jargon; just tell people how you fix their problems.
LinkedIn is needy; fill out every boring profile section to get on good side of algorith.
So what now?
Put on sweatpants, grab a snack, and sink into your couch.
Crop your profile photo so close that your face is impossible to ignore.
Dumb down your headline until a fifth-grader can understand how you make money.
Mindlessly click every single gray pencil icon to fill out the boring data sections. And do not miss the most important “pencil”: the “Add section” button.
Take a well-deserved nap knowing the algorithm is finally working for you.
